Mexican Drug Lord ‘El Chapo’ Breaks Out Of Prison For 3rd Time

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el chapo 33On March 6th, 2016, at 4:31 am Pacific Time, while waiting for extradition to the United States, Mexican drug lord Joaquín ‘El Chapo’ Guzmán escaped from the same Mexican prison he had July 11th, 2015. This marks his third escape from a Mexican prison.

Several guards are being interrogated, accused of helping El Chapo escape by use of a ‘removable wall.’ A small corner wall was slowly replaced with a balsa wood paneling with stucco plastering attached with hinges.

Over the past six months it was installed and made to look and feel like a legitimate cinder block wall, but with little effort would shatter if the hinges failed to swing open. With the false wall, El Chapo simply walked out of prison to a waiting Jeep that drove him to a helicopter several miles away.

The wall was put back in place by El Chapo’s as he broke out, but was left ajar just a few millimeters. An hour later, a guard noticed the discrepancy. El Chapo’s cell camera, which monitored the kingpin twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, was hacked, repeating a loop of a sleeping El Chapo for several hours. We are told it still shows El Chapo sleeping and the technician can’t fix the camera to show a live feed.

Prison Chief Chavo Guerrero told the Mexico City Press, “This escape plot was even more calculated than his previous escape. It was very well planned. He pretty much just walked out of the prison undetected and have no idea where he is now. I think it was being planned and put in place while El Chapo was on the run several months ago, just in case he was captured and put back in the same prison. He’s a smart man with plenty of resources.”

The escape, between materials and bribes, would cost El Chapo a million dollars to execute. That is a small price to pay for a billionaires freedom.

U.S. Martials are looking for the hacker who could have recorded El Chapo sleeping for a night and be able to override the live feed without the prison monitors noticing. Several security protocols were easily bypassed by the hacker. Prison officers are investigating how the fake wall could be constructed without being detected. They assume the same hacker was able to loop the video feed of the wall so no one would see the construction.

“They definitely learned from the first two escapes. They knew exactly what to do this time,” said Guerrero. “There was no playing around. He walked out of the prison like he owned the place. We will get to the bottom of this. He will be captured and will not be allowed to escape so easily again.”


The FBI is beyond angry. They expected El Chapo in their custody immediately after his capture, but have been waiting patiently for paperwork and bureaucracy to finish the extradition process.

This waiting period left time for the cartel leader to escape prison, now roaming the Mexican countryside as he has done twice before.

FBI Director James Comey was hesitant to criticize the Mexican government, but quick to call for action towards El Chapo’s apprehension. “We got lucky with the whole Sean Penn thing last time. Maybe something like that can happen again, maybe not,” said Comey. “We will lend any support to the Federalis, to work together to bring this evil man to justice.”

The FBI has asked for Guzmán‘s current extradition papers to continue its process so they can be ready when El Chapo is captured for the fourth time. This would allow him to be immediately sent to the United States and eliminate the risk of El Chapo escaping a Mexican prison for the fourth time.

  • okiejoe100

    Does anyone think it might have been an inside job? Like maybe the warden?

    • JPablo

      That goes without saying in Mexico

    • Jeef

      only the USA wants him behind walls. the higher powers in mexico want him free. he’s probably giving them a cut

    • Lee Schofield

      Not sure if joking or retarded…

      • okiejoe100

        Yeah, looking at you avatar it’s easy for me to see why you’re not sure.

  • geaaronson

    Send him on the next space lab mission. See if you can get outta that one. Oh yeah, he plummets to earth in free fall with a chute to land in Tierra del Fuego.

    • jaydon

      Naww he will burn up to a crisp lol

      • DaDyyy Bitchhhhhh

        Remember HUGEST Drug Lord … multi billionaire… He pays millions for his tunnels/escapes … He has people in and over the border …Have people from the millitary … Theres no way in hell he cant get out … He had been captured because he wants to be … Its called fame… He has sons and daughters. … They own riches shes the Queen of a cartel aswell … Shes the mexican Kardashian.. Look it up 😉

        • Rick

          Hugest ? is that even a word?

          • Justin Leos

            Yes. It is a word, fool.

          • Donald Nappe

            Yep! Name came from Howard Hugest.

  • Gene Banik

    this didn’t
    happen or what ?is it snopes. com prank?

  • Rambob

    Call Sean Penn, he knows how to get ahold of him.

    • Rick

      Penn is shitting bricks Ibet

  • Frank Franklinton

    Si Senores, esta bien gringos encontramos El Chapo, tranquilos amigos. El Chapo déjame gracias, pero no gracias! Proximo vida!

  • one thing for sure they will get him dead or alive it’s just a question of time

  • Asuran

    Ok so far it looks like there are a lot of idiots on here who don’t understand what satire is

    • Donald Nappe

      Isn’t that the Chinese use to make dresses and shirts out of?

  • Corolla Sedan

    Lets be fair all billionaires enjoy freedom why discriminating against senor El Chapo.

  • JPablo

    WTF is Federalis?

    • James Dean

      Mexican feds…

      • JPablo

        You mean “Federales”

        • James Dean

          Well, I didn’t write the article Pablo.

  • Rick

    FALSE FAKE !!!

    • Donald Nappe

      REALLY REAL!!!

  • wapitihunter

    Jarrett and Soetoro Sobarka probably aided his escape.


    They might as.well just let this nigga go!

  • David Stevenson

    Prison chief Chavo Guerrero lmao

  • thisguyovaeee

    There is a difference between satire and just a fake story written to troll for clicks. Satire is supposed to at least make an attempt at humor. I’m not trying to knock this site’s hustle of getting clicks and shares from idiots, but all the YOU GUYS DON’T GET SATIRE comments are just as dumb.

    • Johnny Wilson

      Satire doesn’t have to be funny

      • thisguyovaeee

        It has to do something of a higher purpose than just troll imo.

        • Johnny Wilson

          It did. When it was published it simply made fun of the fact that they sent him to the same prison that he had broken out of twice.

    • Manuel Colon

      Your the only dumb mf that doesn’t understand nor get whats going on , my advice to people like you if you dont know shit dont say shit!

  • Dolph

    They fail to report the police station was on the other side of the wall so they simply put him back in.

  • zach

    Ok, Chapo ‘obviously has the Mexican government working for him. Chapo’s income helps mexico thrive. Drug lords & King-pins make up 60 to 70% of the worlds Annual income.

  • Solow Shine

    Anyone who thinks this “satire” is real needs to be in prison with El Chapo.

  • Tracy Riscinti Manzo

    They screwed up so bad letting Melissa go Stupid Asses. Because she lost the weight she’s still funny as hell. Your loss She will have no problem getting work acting.

  • Nathan Fields