Dick Cheney Found Alive At 75 Years Old

Vice President Dick Cheney, speaks at the 50th anniversary celebration of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, Thursday, April 10, 2008, in Washington. Bush administration officials from Vice President Dick Cheney on down signed off on using harsh interrogation techniques against suspected terrorists after asking the Justice Department to endorse their legality, The Associated Press has learned. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

As we reach the end of 2016, many celebrities and famous died, but Dick Cheney was not one of them. The mostly artificial man with multiple heart surgeries and a dozen other advanced science procedures.

Cheney is known for running the country during the W. Bush administration and fabricated evidence to begin the war in Iraq which has lead to the increase in terrorism.

So, at 75 years old, he’s still alive and is currently researching cytology solutions to freeze himself to rule at a later date.