Jeff Sessions: “I’ll Do My Best to Protect Negroes and Fags”

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“I’ve met several good Negroes. My best butler ever was a negro,” said Sessions. “But there are a lot of bad negroes in the world and we need to deal with them accordingly. What if they start dating your daughter? Now she has a high chance to be turned into a criminal or even die. So I have to protect those people too as with the good negro.”

Sen. Sessions partook in the second day of Senate hearings to be Attorney General. The controversial nominee had a smooth first day but unraveled a bit his second day as his true feelings began to leak out.

“Same with fags. Some are good and some are bad. I need to do what’s best for America.”

Sessions is expected to be confirmed as the new Attorney General.