Several cast members of the recently viral internet video ‘First Kiss’ where strangers kiss for the first time has been have been tested positive for herpes.
“Well, we didn’t think about that,” director Tatia Pilieva told Yahoo News. “We had expected that from our crew of gaffers and grips cause this is the entertainment biz, but we didn’t consider the non-showbiz aspect. I’m glad the producer convinced me to change it to kissing instead of anal sex.”
Church leaders are ecstatic about the findings. Rev. William Screven, a Southern Baptist leader was very outspoken on the situation.
“We have been telling people not to engage in any sexual activity until marriage. Now that the internet has proven us right, maybe some of these kids will start trusting us and join our cult… I mean church.”
- The Writers