After several more police shootings in Chicago, one brave officer has admitted his gun is addicted to black men and will do whatever necessary to get inside one.
Officer Tom McNab told the Chicago Tribune, “My gun has a black man fetish. Don’t know why but it does.
“You can’t blame me; the gun wants to get inside every black man it sees.”
The Chicago Police have tried interventions for guns addicted to black men but with little success. “The craving is too great for the guns to handle.
“It started with Craigslist Casual Encounters, and then Tinder, Grinder, all of them dating apps. Now it just randomly fires at black men on the street. I don’t know what to do. I need the gun for work, but I know what will happen when it sees a black man walking on the sidewalk.
“I can control it sometimes by distracting it but other times, bang, bang, bang, you know?”
McNab isn’t the only Chicago police officer to have this problem.
Nearly 98% of all American guns have an attraction to black men. In contrast, only 2% like Asian men. Over 80% of police officers do like Asian woman, though. The ongoing study out of Northwestern University will continue to analyze gun sexual bias and try to find a solution.
Guns use to have an Italian or Irish fetish, but those days have long passed. For the past 70 years, it’s been a predominately black fetish problem throughout the police departments in cities across America.
In the meantime, McNab has sleepless nights worrying about what his gun will do next.
“This is my fifth gun in the past two years. Each one has shot a black man. It’s like a curse of something. Hypnosis didn’t work, rehab didn’t work, interventions didn’t work, fines didn’t work.
“I pray every night there is a solution to the guns fetish with the black man. Not much else I can do as an individual.
“Maybe more training or something but who has time for that?”