After TMZ reported an altercation between Chris Brown and a female in Las Vegas over the weekend where the singer allegedly struck the woman, the pop star has been put on notice that he can only beat up six more women before risking the end of his career.
It all started in 2009 when Chris Brown beat up fellow singer Rihanna before the Grammy Awards. Brown had pulled over his Lamborghini in LA’s Hancock Park neighbor for a pre-party, Rihanna then threw the car keys out the window which caused Brown to choke and punch her. Since then, several rumors and Hollywood inside knowledge has emerged showing the mediocre singer has continued his bouts with women.
As if they aren’t already enough reasons to dislike the douchebag singer, his free pass to abuse women is almost coming to an end.
Brown told TMZ, “Woman are just easier to beat up. I need to show them their place.
“If I fight a man I risk getting beat up myself and my face is miraculously my money maker. I can’t afford to be punched in the face; I can afford to beat up some chicks and pay them after. Easy peasy.”
As a general rule with singers that have shitty neck tattoos, they can only beat up 12 women before it takes a tole on their career. Beating up another famous woman counts as two people. Known as the ‘Rappers Dozen,’ after beating up 12 women your career starts seeing diminishing returns. The first few offenses can actually help your music career in the sick world of showbusiness.
“I know I gotta slow down on hitting bitches,” said Brown. “Even when they deserve it I need to know to stop and think about it. I only have six women left to hit and I want to make those count.”