George Zimmerman Shot By Ku Klux Klan Member

Zimmerman Mugshot

Ku Klux Klan member Thomas Stevens was arrested after shooting George Zimmerman at a McDonald’s parking lot in Alabama after Zimmerman reportedly began talking to a dozen kids in the play area.

Stevens claimed it was in self-defense after Zimmerman showed off his gun in his waistband and made threatening comments.

The altercation occurred when Zimmerman left the fast food restaurant and Stevens was angry he had been talking to his children. A fight quickly broke out when Stevens saw a gun strapped to Zimmerman’s hip and Stevens took out his concealed gun, shooting Zimmerman 4 times in the chest.

Shoppers in the parking lot called 911 and police showed up. Stevens gave himself up immediately without incident.

 

“He looked like an illegal to me,” Stevens told police. “I’m not going to let them push me or my kids around.”

Stevens has not yet been charged as police investigate the manner, but he is in jail. Zimmerman was sent to a local hospital where he is in critical condition but the bullets failed to hit any vital organs.

“The guy was looking at kids weird and thought he was planning something,” said Stevens “I still think he was. I know he was.”

His wife Samantha told local reporters, “That creep (Zimmerman) was trying to get our kids phone numbers to text. Tom was obviously very upset about it. He has a gun for protection, and that’s what he used it for.

“I didn’t know who the guy was. Looked like a Mexican alien to me. Good riddance. Trump is right about them. They will rape and kill us all.”

  • Lawrence Faulk

    In a weird way I’m glad Zimmerman is ok and didn’t die…

    • wth?

      Me too …. I want him to have a slow painful death shooting is too good for him.

      • Michael Matheson

        I applaud ever time a cop shoots a coon that resists arrest. They deserve it! I never had this hate for coloreds before Ferguson, So Central LA, Rodney King, Chicago &so on.
        Coloreds bring it on to themselves.
        Let’s bring back slavery. At least then we didn’t have riots & all this racism. Colored slaves behaved themselves or they got a lashing.lol

        • wth?

          I applaud everytime a whit guy kill a cop. That way my black Brothers are safe while y’all are doing us a favor so you white guys keep killing the cops. On behalf of my black Brothers and sisters I say thank you white man keep killing them.

  • Who is John Galt?

    He’s back to being hispanic again?!

    • Michael Matheson

      I am NOT PC at all I call them Mexicans not Hispanic or things much worse

  • Billbow

    Don’t pop the champaign corks just yet. this is all nothing more than wishful thinking.

  • David Sealander

    TAKING FOUR BULLETS FOR MEXICO AND PEDOPHYLES. HE JUST KEEPS VOLUTEERING HIS JEWISH - HISPANIC SKIN FOR POPULAR CAUSES. A MAN ON A MISSION.

  • Lett Lett

    Am I the only one who doesn’t believe this is true?

    • Edward B.

      You’re not the only one. I was thinking the same thing.

    • James Milb

      Satira Tribune… Now kids, what word does satira sound like?

  • RUNSWITHWOLVES

    I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS SATIRE.

  • Eris

    Oh look another dumb azz racist being shot by another dumb azz racist. I guess Zimmerman thinks he’s better than blacks because his father is white, his mother is hispanic and too racist he looks hispanic and they will hate his azz. Hey stupid KKK member Trump isn’t right about anything, I wish someone would hurry up and take him out with his racist azz, it’s so dumb to hate people because of their race, but it turns back on you, that’s why white cops are being murdered as payback. Who cares, I don’t, more power!!!!! Hey Oprah, you’re rich enough to have Trump taken out and get away with it!!!!!

    • THEyardpilot

      Guess you have a problem identifying bad satire.

    • James Milb

      Just stop talking…. You are an embarrassment to your race, and obviously have no clue about politics

    • Pctweaks

      Face it Trump is going win, the Clinton family are all criminals. If you vote for Hillary Clinton, you must out your mind. Its well over 90 suspicious deaths of individuals close to Clinton family, and you might be next. Oprah’s fat ass, what a joke!

      • Albert Assoon

        you gotta be a dumb zzz to not see all the reviews from the past and all the moronic things he says open your that empty brain and let in real info. btw hitler didn’t like his looks either.

  • Mr. Blackheart

    Oh, if I hide the word satire in my url, I get a pass for straight lying on the internet.

    No redeemable value that I can assess.
    Just pointless lies to make stupid people look stupid, and slightly retarded people feel really clever.

  • Ekko

    Smells like Onion !!

  • Sheila D Taylor

    Dam the bitch still breathing

  • Michael Matheson

    All that us Trump supporters have to do is TELL THE TRUTH. We don’t have to lie like these antiAmerican leftist treasonous swine.

  • Michael Matheson

    Trayvomn got what he deserved … to be DEAD!! Lol

  • VIKI

    KARMA