The self-proclaimed billionaire seems to have a lack of money to continue his general campaign against Hillary Clinton.
“The are the finest guns a man can buy,” assured Trump. “I’d just give them beer for my vote, but that’s illegal.”
The fake gold-plated Trump logo runs down the barrel of each gun. They are priced at $999.99, a 150% markup of the same gun without the Trump name. Some early reports say the guns misfire, and the safety lock only works on half the guns sold so far. Yet, the campaign recommends to shoot your way out of ant situation and to vote for Trump November 8th.
The “poorly educated” people Trump loves him so much, they have yet to realize he is not worth nearly as much as he says and is unable to finance his own campaign. But his supporters seem to love the poorly made guns from China.
Susan McCormick of Colorado said, “I’m hanging my Trump gun over the fireplace for all my friends and family to see.” A warning on the packaging o the gun said not to place it near any open flames because of the potential for the gun’s ammunition firing due to the heat.”
Other Trump supporters plan on carrying the gun everywhere. “I bring my Bible, the Constitution, and Trump’s gun everywhere,” said Chris Christie. “It’s the smartest campaign strategy ever..”
Trump’s plan is to sell 12 million guns over the next two months. All proceeds go to the Trump campaign. Trump will retain his 12% royalty for using his brand.
