The Christmas alternative holiday made famous by Frank Costanza on the hit TV show Seinfeld, Festivus, has been a real life celebration since 1997.

In another revelation about Republican hopeful Ben Carson’s past, the neurosurgeon told a group of donors he had been repeatedly abducted by aliens since childhood.

Pete’s Pot Shop in Denver, Colorado is giving away 4,500 marijuana joints to Syrian refugees for Christmas.

A new super marijuana strain 147TY7-G, dubbed ‘Air-Ball Kobe (ABK),’ killed 136 people in Los Angeles County over the past three days.

In a trademark infringement case, Warner Brothers has sued the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) over the use of professional wrestler Roman Reigns wrestling maneuver the ‘Superman Punch.’

Former Governor Sarah Palin confused Steve Harvey for President Barack Obama during the Miss Universe competition. “Obama sure screwed up that Miss Universe show. Way to go.”

Democrat Candidate Bernie Sanders presidential campaign now has access back to the DNC voter database. This comes after controversy about Sander’s campaign exploiting a data breach that allowed his campaign to see Hillary Clinton’s voter data. In a leaked e-mail, it appears a Clinton staffer paid a Sander’s staffer to exploit the data breach to make Bernie look bad.

The Texas teen who was placed on 10-year probation after killing 4 people during a drunk driving wreck was found at Nevada’s Biggins Brothel. Ethan Couch, now 18, used the ‘Affluenza Defense’ claiming coming from a wealthy family didn’t teach him right from wrong. This comes after he missed a scheduled probation meeting.

In a potential public relationship nightmare for the new Star Wars film, there are reports of a ‘penis watermark’ showing in the film halfway through on the screen’s top left corner. Some people might miss it, but others said it was very apparent.

Pop singer Justin Bieber was casually riding his hoverboard while making some business phones calls when the hoverboard spontaneously caught fire, engulfing Bieber’s feet and ankles in flames.

The Republican debate hosted bt ABC went well for their candidates. The Devil said it was the best debate she has ever seen and gave the event ‘2 Horns up.’

After the CNN GOP Debate, Donald Trump called Jeb Bush “The biggest pussy I’ve ever seen.

In the most recent American mass shooting, a mentally unstable drone killed 8 pigeons, 3 ducks, and two swans outside Ft. Wayne, Indiana.

Malia Obama has chosen Devry University to attend in the fall. She will major in health science in the College of Health Science program. Out of the 55 locations nationwide, she chose the Downers Grove, IL campus to study.

One of the only dog saving cancer drugs is about to become a lot more expensive. Martin Shkreli, who recently bought a human saving cancer drug and raised the price, is at it again but now profiting from dogs.

An Amazon Delivery Drone carrying $3.16 worth of soap crashed through a 650-year-old Church’s stained glass window.

In the most recent American mass shooting, a mentally unstable drone killed 8 pigeons, 3 ducks, and two swans outside Ft. Wayne, Indiana.

He might be worth $45 billion, but it doesn’t mean Mark Zuckerberg is inceptable to baby pee. The Facebook founder and CEO recently had a child with wife Priscilla Chan and is taking three months off for paternity leave. During this time, his duties went from running the world’s largest social network to getting peed on by a baby.

After a 24-10 win over the San Francisco 49ers, Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel took 14 shots of tequila at his locker to celebrate.

“One hundred million or I’m not showing,” Trump told CNN head boss, Jeff Zucker. “The show is nothing without me. You’re nothing without me.”