In classic Ricky Gervais form, the host of the 2016 Golden Globes didn’t hold back in making fun of transgender people, women, and super-rich celebrities.

As Trump fans began to boo a Muslim woman at a recent rally, Donald Trump has decided to plant a Muslim at every event. It’s being called ‘Boo the Muslim’ in Trump rally advertisement. “Come boo the Muslim until you lose your voice!”

“Come by your local Chipotle this week and order any burrito for a dollar. As many as you can eat and we guarantee not one person will get sick,” Chipotle’s CEO and founder Steve Ells told Bloomberg Business News.

Talking to a group of rich white donors, Michigan Rick Snyder said, “A bit of lead isn’t going to make Flint residents anymore retarded than they already are. That wouldn’t be possible.

The popularity of topless maid services in Los Angeles has lead to a dangerous chlamydia outbreak leaving eight dead and 22 critically disabled.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel, as a late Christmas present, sent the United States 50,000 Syrian refugees.

Ken Griffey Jr., who hit 630 home runs and won 10 gold gloves over his 22-year career, was voted into the Hall of Fame in his first year eligible.

The Oregon militia standoff may be coming to an end as members begin complaining about the rationing of the final cases of Coors Light.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has started his own major movie studio with a $2 billion fund. Called Zuck and Friends Studios (ZAF Studios), the studio has an ambitious 20 picture slate over the next 6 years.

In classic North Korea humanitarian efforts, 50,000 prisoners were in the tunnel used to test the country’s new hydrogen atomic bomb.

On an icy highway in Tennessee, former professional wrestler Mick Foley walked away from an eight-car pileup that left 12 dead. He was the lone survivor.

With the global scandal involving Volkswagen diesel car engine emissions, lawsuits are flying from all corners of the planet. In an unprecedented move, Volkswagen attorneys are using the Hitler’s Ghost Defense.

After TMZ reported an altercation between Chris Brown and a female in Las Vegas over the weekend where the singer allegedly struck the woman, the pop star has been put on notice that he can only beat up six more women before risking the end of his career.

PETA is calling for action after video surfaced of the militia in Oregon who took control of a wildlife refuge building began raping and assaulting animals.

President Barack Obama signed an executive order that will begin to repay a large percent of the black population reparations dating back to slavery and the end of the American Civil War.

In a University of Iowa study, the average Donald Trump supporter wields a 1.8-inch cock. This is below the average Republican length of 2.3 inches.

Tonya Couch, the mother of the ‘affluenza’ teen Ethan Couch, was arrested early Friday morning in Los Angeles for drunk driving, reports TMZ.

After paying his $1 million bail and surrendering his US passport, comedian Bill Cosby drove from Philadelphia to the Miami, jumped on a friends boat to Cuba where he had a separate passport waiting for him. He flew from Havana to Moscow, Russia and is now housed at the Four Seasons Hotel.

GOP frontrunner Donald Trump announced today that he is shocked and appalled at the backlash from his recent statements calling former President Bill Clinton a “sexist” and in a surprising move challenged Mr. Clinton to a debate to determine once and for all who is a bigger supporter of women.

California is the first state to allow the marijuana leaf to register as a license plate symbol. For $98 a year, the pot leaf can be yours in 2016.