This week’s episode of The Walking Dead had fans reeling from the devastating loss of core character, Glenn. Among these fans was GOP contender Donald Trump who finally got time to off from his campaign to watch the show Monday night, avoid spoilers and firing two staffers because of it.
“I can’t believe they killed my favorite Asian!” Trump told reporters before his Today Show appearance this morning.
He is not alone in his stance, as thousands of fans have taken to twitter and forums to announce their distaste with the writer’s decision to off one of the show’s most beloved characters. Trump wasted no time empathizing with viewers by throwing down a powerful decree.
“When I am President, I will make sure that these losers at AMC bring back Glenn, or at least make some other lovable Oriental for us to root for.”
Many are skeptical with Trump’s true intentions, given The Walking Dead’s millennial target market. The GOP powerhouse was quick to abolish such skepticism.
“I lost a lot of sleep and ate so much Cherry Garcia last night I may have to cut my interview short this morning”.
- Bryan Christopher