The ‘Green Man Juice’ pill, meant to turn men’s semen green for Halloween, was taken off store shelves after a strange side effect occurred in a significant amount of its consumers. The joke Halloween pill turned some users penis green in addition to the semen, which was a cause for concern.
Green Monster INC. CEO Dick Brady told Yahoo! News, “It was supposed to be a funny trick on your woman for Halloween. Women like to be scared a little and what’s scarier than green seminal fluid?”
The product with its slogan ‘Garenteed To Make Her Scream’ was selling well, but the side effect eventually came to light. Tom Snider of Pasadena, CA wrote on an internet sex forum, “I thought it would be a funny joke on my girlfriend but when I took the pill and my entire penis turned green, that wasn’t cool.
“It scared me more than her.”
Many reports of the ‘Green Man Juice’ pill confirmed it was turning many user’s penises green. The company was forced to remove the product from store shelves. Many chain stores had already discontinued the product after complaints from consumer groups.
An Ohio man said he stockpiled on the pills because he “enjoyed looking at his green cum. My wife thought it was hilarious too. When my dick turned green after the third time I tried the pill, my wife just started calling it the Hulk. We’ll have to ration the rest of the pills to only use on special occasions.”
Green Monster INC. has been silent on the active ingredient that can turn a man’s semen green but said, ‘We tested the product on dozens of horses without any of the green penis side effects occurring. We have plenty of video proof.
“But we’ll continue to refine the product for next Halloween and expect it to be a big seller. If we work hard enough, it could be ready for St. Patrick’s Day.”
The FDA is looking into the matter but said it is not under their jurisdiction since it’s not supposed to treat or cure any disease nor does the pill claim to do so.
No studies have been performed on what happens if a woman becomes pregnant by the green semen. However, it’s advised on the packaging to “pull out to show her a scary Halloween surprise!”