In the most recent American mass shooting, a mentally unstable drone killed 8 pigeons, 3 ducks, and two swans outside Ft. Wayne, Indiana.
The shooting lasted for 10 minutes in a park before the killer drone was taken down by two American eagles. Locals are calling the eagles heroes in subduing the drone. Four other ducks were injured, and a swan is still in critical care.
A witness said the birds didn’t see it coming. “They were curious about the flying machine and when they got closer, bang, bang, bang. The drone went crazy,” said Jessica Smith. “I come to the park every day to watch the birds and for this senseless tragedy is truly disturbing. The birds didn’t have a chance. I feel bad for the baby ducks who lost their family.”
Investigators are testing to see if the drone was infected with a virus. Determining this will be difficult due to the damage done when the drone hit the pavement.
No word on yet if a terrorist hacked the drone to carry out the murderous rampage among American wildlife. The DRA is calling for looser drone regulations saying that the only way to stop drone violence are more good drones.
A vigil for the murdered birds will be held Tuesday, and an online fund is taking donations.
The park will reopen tomorrow with regularly scheduled hours. Officials remind people that if they see something, say something.