He might be worth $45 billion, but it doesn’t mean Mark Zuckerberg is inceptable to baby pee. The Facebook founder and CEO recently had a child with wife Priscilla Chan and is taking three months off for paternity leave. During this time, his duties went from running the world’s largest social network to getting peed on by a baby.
The country celebrates American Royalty of sorts with baby Max Zuckerberg. The CEO also sets a new standard for male paternity leave when the initial months of a child’s birth is crucial for development.
Not everyone thinks the action of Max peeing on Zuckerberg is cute. The Winklevoss twins have attempted it for years but with little success. The Winklevosses are jealous. “We have been trying to pee on Zuck for over a decade. The little snake always gets away.
“There was the time we lined up a bucket of pee above his dorm room door. Didn’t work. The other time we tried a bucket over the courtroom door during our lawsuit. Once again failed. In fact, we got a little pee in our mouths that time which only made us want to get him even more.
“And just two years ago after winning seventy million dollars in our lawsuit, we hired a pee assassin to get Zuck. But Zuck countered with an anti-pee assassin to neutralize our guy.
“We had all but given up but when we found out a baby can do it, we know the greatest two people ever to live can do it. So we are back to scheming and planning our attack. You’d be surprised how much time we have spent trying to get pee on Zuckerberg.”