In the last Republican debate of the year, CNN hosted the Las Vegas event to a boisterous crowd with nine candidates on stage. The Devil said it was the best debate she has ever seen and gave the event ‘2 Horns up.’
“The hate and fear on that stage is wonderful,” said the Devil. “With Trump, Cruz, and Carson, it was stirred to perfection.”
Apparently, according to Republicans we are all unsafe and will likely die any second now under Obama’s administration. “I love that rhetoric! Paranoia and fear feed my soul,” the Devil said gleefully. “They are falling right into my trap, and I hardly need to do anything.”
The mostly white and old crowd applauded with every mention of hate or fear. “The more they hate, the more they fear, the more I grow. I love it! #lovehate.
“The only thing better than real danger is the illusion of danger.”