In a last ditch effort to get off Santa’s naughty list, the Islamic State (ISIS) wished the world a Merry Christmas.
ISIS social media coordinator Ahmad Ramin-quid tweeted, “We wish the world a very Merry Christmas #Santa.”
The terrorist group also released a list of demands from Santa. They want 30 heavy duty marine combat vehicles, their own fleet of attack drones, global satellites, 45,000 AK-47s, any biological weapon, 7 nuclear bombs, and 50 Playstation 4s with copies of every game with a MetaCritic score over 70.
“If Santa does not deliver on our demands, we know him to be a false prophet and Christianity is a lie.”