“Tom Brady might have more Super Bowl Rings, but I refuse to have less hair,” Manning said to CBS Sports.
The Denver Broncos quarterback was named in a list of athletes of procuring HGH, human growth hormone, but Manning said it was a mistake, and he received hair growth hormone.
“I started losing my hair in my 20’s,” said Manning. “My wife told me about this miracle hair drug from China. We called the number, and with help from our Chinese food delivery guy, we had the hair growth product sent to our house.
“I applied the cream to my scalp and let it stand for six hours a day, seven days a week. After a cycle, I didn’t notice a difference, so I went to Hair Club For Men.
“Gotta stay pretty for my pizza commercials.”