To emphasize the dire consequences of ‘anchor babies,’ Donald Trump announced today that when elected, his first Executive Order as President will be to deport four of his five children immediately.
During an interview this evening with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Mr. Trump responded to Cooper’s apparent skepticism over the impact caused by the controversial children by saying, “You know, Anderson, I have been fortunate to have had three wonderful wives in my life, each one a better, younger version of the last, which is fabulous, and you know how much I love women and they love me, but in all truth, two of the three of these fabulously lucky ladies were not U.S. citizens when they gave birth to my children.
“In all fairness, it would be hypocritical of me to keep these anchor babies in America. And hey, they have my money and my love. They will do just fine in whatever God-forsaken, former Commie country their mothers came from. Sure it will be hard, but these are tough times. Who said that making America great again would be easy?”
Mr. Trump’s first wife, Ivana, mother of adults Donald Jr, Ivanka, and Eric was born in the former Czechoslovakia. Mr. Trump’s current wife Melania, mother of nine-year-old Barron, was born in the former Yugoslavia. When Mr. Trump’s second wife, U.S. born Marla Maples was reached for comment, she said, “Does it matter? We will all be moving to Canada if he’s elected.”