Terrorist attacks in Paris, France have left over 150 dead and thousands injured during multiple attacks at a music concert, outside a soccer stadium, and popular restaurant district. Muslim God, Allah is said to be “extremely disappointed in numbskull kids.”
“First, they didn’t want to attend law school; now they are blowing up stuff for fun. When the Hell are they going to grow up? It’s not the 800s anymore.
“Fucking numbskulls.”
Allah had been traveling to Pluto for a ski trip when she got the call about the Paris attacks.
“Sorry France. They’ll get their shit together eventually,” said Allah.