Peyton Manning: “I Pray My HGH Shot Kicks In By The Super Bowl”

In a media flub, Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning told reporters, “I pray my HGH shot kicks in by the Super Bowl.”

Al-Jazeera had reported his wife received a shipment of HGH which Manning adamantly denied. However, multiple blows to the head over his 18-year career may have caused him to forget.

“I’m tired of these four-yard passes,” said Manning. “I want to air it out down the field like I use too.”

Manning won one Super Bowl with the Indianapolis Colts against the Bears in 2008 and is one shy of tying his brother Eli, the quarterback with the New York Football Giants.

“This is probably my last chance, and there is no way I’m letting my little brother beat me,” said Manning. “Whatever it takes to win. So enjoy the game and enjoy a piping hot Papa John’s pizza.”

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