Malia Obama has chosen Devry University to attend in the fall. She will major in health science in the College of Health Science program. Out of the 55 locations nationwide, she chose the Downers Grove, IL campus to study.
Michelle Obama, Malia’s mother, is furious at the decision. Obama’s daughter had a hand full of Ivy League schools to choose from and plenty of prestigious liberal art colleges.
Malia told Rolling Stone, “I wanted to breeze through. Just chill and take a few classes. So my choice for Devry is very rational from that point of view.
“It gives me time to focus on my music career at the same time without being bogged down by studying and useless homework.
“I’ll live cheaply and work on my music in Chicago and then move to LA after four years to make it in Hollywood. It’s a good plan.”
President Obama said he will deal with the school choice problem later, “Always the procrastinator,” said Michelle. “We’ll change Malia’s mind, not that there is anything wrong with DeVry University, but our daughter isn’t a Bush.”
Michelle Obama attended Princeton University for undergrad and Harvard Law School. Barack Obama attended Columbia University for undergrad and Harvard Law School.