PETA is calling for action after video surfaced of the militia in Oregon who took control of a wildlife refuge building began raping and assaulting animals.
Ingrid E. Newkirk, the president and co-founder of PETA, told the Oregon Times, “The are having sex with these animals in every position imaginable, and they don’t look like they consented, you can see it in their eyes.”
The militia, being dubbed online ‘YallQueda’ and ‘VanillaIISIS,’ want to take back federal land for ranchers and say they will die for their cause. Supplied with assault rifles, camo clothing, and condoms, they want to be free to have sex with their animals on private and federal land and will not take no for an answer.
“This is not a time to stand down, it is a time to stand up and fuck these animals without harassment from the government,” Ammon Bundy said in an internet video. “The love between rancher and cow is something deeper than anyone will ever know, and it’s worth killing for.”
Over 200 other rednecks have joined the militia group at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge and with only 15 animals available to have sex with, things could turn ugly, very ugly.
“We’ll be fucking these animals for years. Maybe even have babies with them and create a new society of half human half animal breed. They’ll be twice as strong and fast as a human and four times smarter than an animal and our army will be born.”
Distant cousin Al Bundy from Chicago said, “That part of the family are loons. Why would I go to Oregon to fuck an animal when I have my own Miss Piggy waiting for me upstairs?”
Deer Lives Matter
Is there a double standard in America between black and white protestors? Yes.
“Obviously, if they were black, the situation would be much different, said Sarah Tomlin, vice president of Black Lives Matter. “They would be vilified by these same militia and be pressuring the FBI to take them all out. But no, these white guys are wearing cowboy hats and fucking animals, from what I’ve been hearing. We aren’t fucking no animals. That’s some weird white rancher shit. “
The militia sees themselves as Patriots for standing up to the government over some dirt. Black Lives Matter are seen as thugs and looters for standing up to police brutality and murder. “Can you imagine if a bunch of Muslims took over a federal building? The militia would not be too pleased.”
We’ll see how the situation plays out, but all we know is locals can hear the animals screams as the militia has their way with them.