Trump To Plant A Muslim At Every Rally: “It Got Such A Great Reaction”

As Trump fans began to boo a Muslim woman at a recent rally, Donald Trump has decided to plant a Muslim at every event. It’s being called ‘Boo the Muslim’ in Trump rally advertisement. “Come boo the Muslim until you lose your voice!”

“I was so happy with the crowds spontaneous booing of the Muslim, it got such a great reaction,” said Trump. “They do it in professional wrestling all the time and no reason it won’t work in the political ring.”

For $250, a dark-skinned man or woman can attend a Trump rally, and at a designated time, silently stand up. The non-threatening action causes the crowd to boo and fill the arena with xenophobic energy. Trump’s campaign has contacted several Hollywood casting companies to help facilitate the right looking Muslim for each rally. After testing out the planted Muslim, they will try some other ethnicities. They will be trying out a planted Mexican woman later this week.

Two extra security guards will be hired to protect the Muslim actor. “All safety measures will be in place to protect the Muslim and also our crowd members,” said the head organizer of Trump rallies, Tom McCain.

“I live off that hate energy,” said Trump. “There is nothing better. It truly is the best high. Kicking a Muslim out of every event is the icing on the cake that is America.”

Trump’s campaign expects the ‘boo the Muslim’ segment to be a big draw going forward. An attendee, Buck Jones, told MSNBC, “I love booing the Muslim in attendance. I’m going to another rally just to wait for that part of the show. It’s so much fun to see everyone get really pumped up and boo the shit out of a harmless Muslim woman.

“It’s also a good way to break up the show and to involve the audience in a fun way. You have to be there to feel how awesome it is.”

T-Shirt stands have started popping up in Iowa with people selling ‘I booed the Muslim Woman’ t-shirts. They are selling for $29.99 and according to reports, are selling like hot cakes. “It’s like Obama’s ‘Hope’ picture.”

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