Jesus Christ lasted a whole ten minutes watching the Republican debate before he threw up with disgust.
“The hate came out quick,” said Jesus. “Cruz started the darn thing with wanting to start a massive war because ten sailors were set free. Knowing he’s willing to have thousands of people die because Iran forced ten sailors to sit on their knees was a bit extreme. You would never know he was a Christian.”
This is the quickest Jesus had thrown up during a GOP debate. “I always throw up during their debates, but this is the quickest I’ve had to do it. I hope it got better after I turned it off but they hadn’t even gotten to Trump yet, so I doubt it.”