Kanye West has reportedly been missing for three weeks to ensure he beats his son Saint West in a game of hide and seek.
Wife, Kim Kardashian West, told our reporters, “Kanye’s competitive drive is what has driven him to become the successful rapper he is today, I hope this can be rubbed off on Saint. Go Yeezy.”
Police were called when Kim finished a 37-hour long eyebrow threading session and could not hear any of Mr. West’s albums being played on repeat upon returning to the house. It is believed that Mr. West was not found by son Saint. Since the baby can not leave the house, Kanye had a big advantage in hiding.
Authorities are unsure where to begin searching for the 38-year-old, Kanye self-proclaims to being “one of the best hide and seek players of all time!”
A police spokesman has stated, “He could be anywhere in the world. He might be changing countries every week. Our hope is that he has to come home when his passport pages fill up and there is nowhere left to stamp.
“The baby had no chance of finding Kanye in this global game of hide and seek.”
Kim told the media, “Babe, if you see this, please come home. You won the game.”
-Jamal Rawal