The Obama’s attended the opening of a new Planned Parenthood facility in the North-East corner of New Mexico Saturday, during Supreme Justice’s Antonin Scalia’s funeral.
The new Planned Parenthood facility is state of the art with over 35,000 square feet of health providing services and a 600 room hotel for weary travelers who must travel long distances to receive proper care. Adjacent to the hotel is a new spa that provides messages and other standard spa features.
Several retail stores are in the process of being built which include a Starbucks, day care center, Jamba Juice, and Soup Plantation. Clothing and shoes stores are also being planned by developers.
The Planned Parenthood will be at the center of this newly created town. It’s the mega-Church of woman health clinics.
It will be an important Planned Parenthood because of its location near large populations in states where women health care has been cut or completely defunded. Michelle Obama told attendees, “With states against women health, this brand new gorgeous facility will serve women in over a thousand mile radius. It will provide a free night stay to help curb travel expenses. And my favorite part is the spa where women can gather to relax and discuss health.
“We are creating the Mecca of women’s health care. While some women have to travel so far for basic care, we want them to know when they arrive they will receive the best treatment and best environment. I could not be prouder of everyone involved.”
The facility can also perform 80% more abortions than a traditional Planned Parenthood.
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The President and Michelle Obama had RSVP’d to the grand opening over three weeks ago and wanted to keep their word and support Planned Parenthood.
Obama told the group of nearly 2,000 supporters, “Scalia’s death was unfortunately timed. I saw the casket yesterday to give my respects and condolences. Today, however, is a celebration for thousands of women who can now receive proper healthcare at the greatest Planned Parenthood facility ever built. We can all be proud of this great achievement and hard work we did to realize a town solely devoted to women’s health.
“Have you seen the spa? It almost makes me wish I was a woman. But in all seriousness folks, it’s embarrassing when women in neighboring states need to travel so far for basic health care, so we wanted to make the destination as comfortable and affordable as possible.
“We will help cover transportation cost whether by bus or gasoline for cars and each visit will allow for a free night stay for women who had to travel over 300 miles. It’s the Christian thing to do. It sure did cost a lot of money to construct this marvel so don’t tell the Republicans.”