“I’ll do it, folks,” said Obama. “Hide your guns because unless I get a fair Supreme Court nomination hearing, I’m coming to get them.”
President Barack Obama is furious at the notion that Congress won’t do their constitutional requirement of holding a Supreme Court nomination hearing and vote.
“It’s stated clear as day in the constitution,” said Obama. “I’ll send everyone in the Senate a copy to read.
“If you want to void my constitutional right, I’ll void yours.”
Ted Cruzin’ For A Brusin’
Republican candidate Ted Cruz slammed President Obama for attempting to do his job. “I would never threaten other people in Congress. I’m not that type of guy. We should all come together and I will choose the next Supreme Court Justice.”
Cruz was one of the chief architects of 2014’s government shutdown because of money planned for women’s healthcare.
Kindergardenitis
We spoke to a child therapist and she said this was a classic case of “Kindergardenitis.” Susan Waitley clarified saying, “Children from four to eight years old are most likely to contract this illness. The adult version we see is in Congress. It’s like they revert back to being five years old and are learning to deal with their emotions.
“As any mother or father knows, these types of tactics are used to solve problems or differences and can be very frustrating to deal with. The kids never think anything is fair and this is a solution to thinking they’ll get what they want.
“In this case, it’s between a judge who will serve on the bench for life and the right to bear weapons that can kill.”