The majority of South and Central America are now Communists countries after President Obama’s trip to Cuba.
“First Chile, then Brazil. All communist countries now,” said Ted Cruz. “Damn you, Obama!”
Obama gave a speech to the people of Cuba last Sunday afternoon and took in a baseball game with the Tampa Bay Rays vs. the Cuban National team.
“We knew this would happen for 60 years. Now our plan is ruined,” said Cruz. “I do admit, even with my great vision, I didn’t see the dominos falling in an afternoon. Maybe this was Obama’s plan the whole time.”
Many Republicans accused Obama of being a socialist and/or communist and it now appears to be true.
“As the son of a father who escaped Castro’s oppressive regime, I’m offended by Obama’s actions. It’s time to come out to the polls and vote for me. The first thing I’ll do is build a wall around Cuba to keep the commies in.
“Now with all of South America falling to communism, it’s time to take massive action and to build a wall around the whole continent. Just to be safe, we should be build a wall around America. I promise you it’s to keep the commies out, not Americans in. You can always trust Ted Cruz. Do I have the face of a liar?”
The Black House
Obama’s administration hopes to dismantle the embargo further with Cuba. US tourists can now visit the island country and direct flights run from Los Angeles’s LAX to Havana.
The rest of the world has been traveling to Cuba for the past 60 years with no issues other than help the Cuban economy.
The White House says the rumor of South America turning communist overnight is “not accurate” and “Republicans trying to sabotage anything good that will help poor people.”