North Korea’s great leader, Kim Jong-un, told media reporters that he ate 112 hot dogs in 10 minutes for breakfast.
“I just wanted to show the world that Koreans can eat the most hot dogs the fastest,” said Kim through a translator. “It’s a silly thing, but I’m the best in the world at it, you can ask any of my friends who timed me.”
A North Korean spokesman said he was going to talk to the Guinness World Record book to get Kim Jong-un listed as the record holder, along with one hundred other records the Great Leader broke that morning.
Kim also claimed July 4th the Korean national hot dog day. It was recently reported that Kim had gained 100 pounds since taking over from his father, who died of a heart attack in 2011.
“Did I say hot dogs? I meant sucking dicks,” said Kim. “I sucked 112 dicks in 10 minutes this morning and that’s still a record.”
The North Korean spokesman said they would continue the paperwork for the Guinness Book of World Records regarding the sucking of 112 dicks in 10 minutes. Kim will produce video evidence if he needs too. The record is very important to Kim.
