President-elect, Donald Trump, has filed another transition seat; David Duke as Race Relationship Advisor. “He knows the white plight,” said Trump. “He also knows the problems with blacks. So, who better to bridge the divide?”
Duke, a former KKK Grand Wizard, is a surprising choice yet many media outlets are not surprised. CNN reported Duke advised Trump during the campaign and felt he was very ‘loyal’ and deserved a role in a Trump administration.
“I looked into the whites of his eyes and knew he was a good man, maybe misunderstood at times, but I don’t mind that,” said Trump.
Duke was ecstatic by the choice. “We have whites, we have negroes, we have Indians, and we have Orientals in this country,” said Duke. “And I know the strengths and weaknesses of each race. That is very important. For example, the negro is always late to work. How can we fix that? Set their clocks ahead by twenty minutes so they show up on time? Trust me, I have a lot of other good ideas like that.”
