Obama To Limit Number Of Guns To 100 Per Person

In President Obama’s new proposed gun control policy, gun owners will be limited to only 100 guns per person in what as being called the ‘Keeping it 100’ strategy. There is currently no set limit on the number of firearms an American can own. They try to keep them out of the mentaly deranged but it’s difficult.

The National Rifle Association (NRA) immediately blasted the president or infringing on the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution. “Mr. President, where does it say in the constitution the number of muskets a person may own?” asked NRA President James W. Porter. “We will fight this in court if it becomes law. Sometimes 75 guns are not enough. Personally, I own 245 guns just in case 244 of them break.

“What’s next? Only allowed to own 70 guns? This is the worst precedence America has ever set.”

Stock market analyst forecasts strong growth in gun and ammunition sales in case the maximum 75 gun limit goes into effect. Lehman Brothers analyst Bob Smith told MSNBC, “Whenever speculation of any gun control hits the media, people become paranoid and start stocking up on guns and ammunition. The already paranoid people buy even more.

“It’s a good time to be in the gun business. Many gun lovers spend more on guns than they do their kids education.”

Obama’s official gun control speech will be coming in the coming weeks where he will be outlining the full proposal.

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  • Governmentsuxs

    What part of shall not infringe doesn’t this violate?

  • http://ResurrectTheRepublic.com/ RTR Truth Media

    So, if you have an antique collection, - SCREW THIS ! They need to be rounded up and ARRESTED and tried with TREASON NOW !!!

    • kbsamurai

      Satira is Latin for Satire. “Satirical news for satirical folk.”

  • Milton

    aww damn, now I got to go count all them damn things.

    Yes, I get this is a satirical site!

  • C.j. Singleton

    Imagine the sales spike if they actually did do this because everyone would go out and buy 101 just to spite him