In classic North Korea humanitarian efforts, 50,000 prisoners were in the tunnel used to test the country’s new hydrogen atomic bomb.
Reports say it was the maximum amount of people they could fit underground with the bomb. The execution of 50,000 people will save the state nearly a million dollars a year.
There are an estimated 150,000 to 200,000 prisoners in North Korea.
“One day those will be Americans in that tunnel,” said Kim. “We will begin digging even bigger holes to fit one hundred thousand people, then one million people, and then one billion people. Three more bomb tests and our great country will be completely criminal free. It will be the most glorious hole ever created.”
Kim then compared his bomb test to the dropping of atomic bombs by the United States in the Second World War on Japan. “We only killed criminals. America murdered hundred of thousands innocent people with their bombs. We are the moral country, America are evil, hypocritical bastards,” said Kim.
Dissidence
Not everyone was happy that their family member or friends being disintegrated, but some were relieved.
“At least, my husband doesn’t have to suffer in the prison camp anymore. Most people die from starvation or disease. So, a quick, painless death is the best I could hope for,” said an anonymous wife and mother of two. “The sentence was harsh for stealing a bag of rice to feed his family. But that’s every day in North Korea. Supreme leader my ass. He’s the biggest crook ever. He steals from his own people. He murders his own people. He even murders his own family members. Kim is not a good guy. At least, we only have thirty to forty more years of his rule.”
Anyone who criticizes the North Korean government risks being put in prison so all names will be anonymous.Citizens have already nicknamed the nuclear bomb hole translated to ‘Salvation from Hell’ and only those with a suicide wish, wishes to be there for the next test, and many prisoners who are tortured and-and starved daily.
Citizens have already nicknamed the nuclear bomb hole, translated to English as, ‘Salvation from Hell’ and only those with a suicide wish, wish to be there for the next test, and many prisoners who are tortured and-and starved daily dream to be there.
Some North Koreans took pride in the hydrogen bomb test. “It was an honorable way to die,” said North Korean PR rep Sum Yung Guy. “To die with the show of strength of Korea is a blessing. Bless Kim Jong-un. May his torturous practice go pretty much unnoticed by the world for the rest of days.”