The Hamburglar Endorses Chris Christie

Following Sarah Palin’s endorsement of Donald Trump, another American character has thrown his endorsement in the ring. The Hamburglar is endorsing Chris Christie for President of the United States.

“I believe in his hamburger policy,” said the Hamburglar. “And his anti-McNuggets stance is important to me.”

Christie is very thankful for the Hamburglar’s endorsement. “I’ve also loved his work,” said Christie. “We share the same love of hamburgers and will do whatever is necessary to attain them.”

With the Hamburglars endorsement comes the Beef Growers of America, a powerful union in several swing states. It will also help boost his Iowa Caucus chances.

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