England To Hold New Brexit Vote August 21st

After numerous voters came forward and regretted their Brexit vote, David Cameron has decided to hold a second “do over” vote on August 21st.

“There was a tremendous amount of buyer’s remorse,” said Cameron. “So to be fair, we must redo the Brexit vote.”

“If that vote stands and the British choose to leave, I will continue the process of my resignation.”

Many people in London, which 60% voted to stay in the EU, are ecstatic to have the chance to vote again on an issue so important. Janan Kay, an architect, told the BBC, “It was obvious that many people didn’t know what they were voting for.”

Hours after the first Brexit vote, Google Trends revealed the top search topics. The first was ‘What will happen if Britain leaves the EU?’. And second, ‘What is the EU?

After markets around the world took a pounding following the Brexit vote and the English Pound dropped 20%, The announcement of the ‘do over’ vote has boosted the markets and the Pound has regained much of its value.

The conservatives are angry about the ‘do over’ Brexit vote. The Stay supporters are relieved and promise to organize themselves better to sway voters in voting for staying the EU. They also hope enough old people will die in time to weaken the Leave movement.

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