“It’s gone too far, folks,” said Obama. “Enough is enough. That is why today I’m asking FBI Director James Comey to declare Trump’s presidential campaign a cult and will give it cult status in the eyes of the law.”
This would be the first time an Executive order was given to an opposing political party has tried something like this. “My team of attorneys said it was legal. Easy loophole,” said Obama. “We found a trump card to play. This, after having no choice but to save the American people myself. This whole thing has gone too far. It’s for our children and our children’s children.”
Trump disagrees with the cult status given to his campaign“My slogans were better,” said Obama. “Hope? What does that even mean but the people loved it. Had that poster go viral. I was the first social media president. And let me tell you, this thing is going to court.”