“To save America we must save Americans from themselves,” said newly transition president Mike Pence. “I know that feeling that millions of Americans have gone through and there is a solution.”
The solution is ‘gay conversion therapy’ that Pence tried to expand when he was Governor of Indiana. “I now have the power to expand this wonderful program nationwide,” said Pence. “It’s realistic to have a gay free country by 2020. Wouldn’t that be a great thing?”
These statements have the LGBT community rather upset. “It’s for their own good,” said Pence. “They’ll thank me when it’s over. God doesn’t want America to sin and he has placed that power in my hands to eliminate it and I will not fail Him.”
