Trump: “I Hate Basic Science But I Love Basic Bitches”

President-elect Donald Trump voiced his opinion on the future of American science funding. “I hate basic science but I love basic bitches.”

Media reporters new not shocked by the statement but Gerald Schwartz asked for a clarification. Trump replied, “To me, basic science is useless and expensive. Basic bitches, on the other hand, are great. Married a few of them and they are expensive too.”

These wise insights into Trump’s thoughts come after he appointed a climate change denier to head the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).

Several hip-hop artists said they might steal those lines for upcoming songs.

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