Donald Trump Donates $50 Million To Black Lives Matter

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With a generous donation of $50 million to the group Black Lives Matter, presidential hopeful Donald Trump hopes to win some of the African-American vote. “I’m a great guy like that,” Trump told BET. “I support black lives, brown lives, yellow lives, orange lives, you name a color and I support it.”

The donation comes after yet another police shooting of a 12-year-old where a city’s prosecutor declined to press charges. Thus, leading to more protests, many under the Black Lives Matter banner.

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“I’ll do more for the black community in one day than Obama will do in a lifetime,” said Trump. “I’m against the killing of innocent people. Always have been, always will be.”

Trump, who is funding his own campaign, wishes to court the black vote and sees this as the best strategy to accomplish this feat. “You think Clinton cares about the blacks? Bernie Sanders state doesn’t even have black people in it. I’m the most progressive Republican when it comes to lives. This includes kids still in the womb and kids on the street,” said Trump. “I’m from Queens, so I know how it is.”

With good intentions in mind, Trump doesn’t seem to know what the money would be for or how it will be delivered to the fragmented protest group. “Fifty million can buy a lot of fried chicken and shoes,” said Trump. “Now, who do I give the check to? Jesse Jackson? Al Sharpton? I know them both very well, great guys. Lots of respect both ways.”

“I’m sure they know a liquor store where they can cash that check right away. I only wish Martin Luther King was here today to see my act of generosity and compassion.”

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  • DannyEastVillage

    ROFLMFAO!!!

  • Sonia Ortiz

    Why did they have to print such Bullshit?! You gotta be real stupid to believe in this fking story.I would’nt give a dime to BLM hate group!!They need to get their facts right..Smfh.

    • luganrn

      This is a satire site, kind of like The Onion.

    • cassanova1974

      wow!! you didn’t get that this is a satire? No wonder America is going to hell in a hand basket!!

  • Flew Manchew

    Fried chicken and Jordans huh? Wow. Did he really donate that much money? Or is it all bullshit? This site is takes a lot of liberties… if you even want to call it that. “Who do I make the check out to…..?” Haha wtf

    On a different note… black lives matter. Yes. All lives matter. I feel the name of that organization doesn’t fit what they are trying to accomplished, which is from what I’ve gathered, is to put an end to police brutality, abuse of power, violation of constitutional rights and the downright murder of the American public. The color of your skin should not matter in any of these circumstances, and I will admit that some races seem to get it worse than others, but nothing is fair when your rights are being violated. Now days I feel all police officers should be elected officials. To hold the power we grant them they should be held under a microscope. It seems like law enforcement is ran like military agencies, with the public as the enemy. They are trained to protect themselves from us at all costs and to protect us from ourselves. Personally my constitutional rights have been violated on more than one occasion, leading to a conviction. Recently I was given a disorderly conduct for holding a sign on the side of a road. Is that not freedom of speech? What is the u.s. coming to?