After a fainting spell brought on by pneumonia, Clinton fell asleep during the National Anthem at a Washington National’s game Monday night in DC. She was ordered by doctors to take a few days to recuperate but insisted on attending the baseball game for Bryce Harper Bobblehead night. It was before the game as the National Anthem started that she dozed off.
Republicans were not happy with Clinton’s action. “She wasn’t sleeping, she was half dead,” said Sean Hannity. “We could have the first half zombie president if the Democrats get their way.”
“How dare she falls asleep. The president needs to show support of propaganda,” said Hannity. “I’m tired sometimes too but I always et the energy to place my hand over my heart. And you know what? I even shed a tear sometimes. And when I’m sick, I stand twice as hard.”
All of this comes after Republicans says Clinton is gravely sick, but now another conspiracy is emerging; Clinton’s addiction to anxiety medication.
Fox News says Clinton is hooked on anxiety pills. A reporter claims she saw her take the pills, but the Clinton campaign said they were for allergies. This excuse didn’t sit well with Hannity.
“Those Xanax will make you tired,” said Sean Hannity. “Trust me, I give them to women all the time and knocks them right out. Obviously, some women have a high tolerance, so don’t think it’s a sexist comment.”
