Just days after Donald Trump declared Barack Obama was born in the United States, the Republican candidate flip-flopped again on stance telling morning TV shows “We’ll never truly know where Obama was born. He probably doesn’t know. A one-year-old can’t tell the difference between Kenya and Hawaii or wherever.”
Trump then claimed he was the biggest baby ever born. “I was so big with a big brain, so I learned more faster. I knew how buildings were made when I was two years old and made my first deal for a bigger crib before I can even remember.”
But he continued with Obama. “I heard once that he was smuggled across the Mexican border. Sounds true. I have a team of people working on finding the video tape of the illegal alien crossing the border. But video camera wasn’t popular fifty years ago so it will take time. It’s my top priority. Until then I’ll say he’s an American, but I have doubts.”