At the West 23rd St and 6th Ave intersection in New York City, the Trump campaign detonated a small bomb to prove his comments about his ability to kill and not lose any votes. “I told everyone I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue in New York and not lose a vote. And now I proved it.”
“I don’t think I killed anyone nut hurt a lot of people, so that’s pretty close. It still proves my point,” said Trump. “It’s kind of a gay neighborhood of New York in that area, but I love the gays, was just trying to prove my point.”
When asked who made the bomb, Trump replied,”My assistant found the instructions online from a website called ISIL, whatever that is. And made the thing. We just dropped it off in the dumpster in front of a building being renovated. I hate that developer because we all know my building in Chelsea is way better.”
Fox News pundits said, “Will help them gain votes in the South. We assume a Clinton victory of New York anyway. The polls on Monday should be interesting.”
