Monday’s Presidential Debate between Trump and Clinton will be an exciting affair. The spectacle will be 90 minutes of anything can happen. To prepare for the debate Trump has been binge watching the former television show ‘Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?’ Trump said, “I have never learned so much in my life.”
From 8pm to 10pm Trump studies Wikipedia, then watches cable news and multitasks with surfing the internet. “I take my multitasking skill very seriously. I can watch TV and read on my phone for hours. It’s a great skill to have,” said Trump. “But nothing has made me smarter than Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader. And let me tell you, we have some smart kids in this country.”
“I like Stumbleupon too,” said Trump. “You click a button and a random site pops-up. You never know what you will learn. Some great memes. I love those things.”
“Love watching the Apprentice to sharpen my business acumen,” said Trump. “You’re Fired.’ Love that line. Great host too. I can beat Jeff Foxworthy any day of the week and my TV ratings proved it.”
“I don’t care how crooked Hilary is preparing,” said Trump. “Who even knows if she will show up. I hear she’s in intensive care with cancer, a tumor, and aids. That’s what I’ve heard.”
BLAME CANADA
“Clinton was on some type of drugs,” said Trump. “Maybe Chelsea scored her some Adderall from a friend.”
Fox News said she won the debate. The rest of the world thought Clinton won and had the stamina for a 90 minute debate where Trump was suking wind for that last 45 minutes. “I did my debate mostly drug free, so I can be proud of that.”
