With recent audio recordings of Donald J. Trump saying “grab them by the pussy,” Politifact noted it would take him two hands to do such an action. Scientists from Harvard, Yale, UCLA, and MIT all concluded it would indeed take both of Trump’s hands to ‘grab a pussy.’
“His hands are too small for a one hand grab,” wrote the website. “So it’s our conclusion Trump would have to use two hands in order to get any real grip on the pussy. We backed this up with science from prominent universities.”
Trump was infuriated with the notion that he would need two hands and said, “trust me, I only need one hand. Hundreds of women known this so maybe these liberal media networks should interview them and find out for themselves that I only need one hand!”
Trump was so adamant about his ‘one hand needed’ that he has offered to demonstrate how it’s done. No volunteers have come forward.
