Yesterday in Washington D.C, the ‘bust’ of former Vice President Dick Cheney was unveiled at the Capitol Building among dozens of his colleagues in attendance from his many years in politics including President George W. Bush.
This is part of a 200-year-old tradition to celebrate former Vice Presidents. Cheney also served as Gerald Ford’s Chief of Staff and Defense Secretary under the first Bush administration.
The War Crimes Tribunal at the Paris Louvre Museum immediately filed paperwork to have the sculpture brought to justice for unspeakable acts of violence and torture against art.
This isn’t the first statue to be charged with war crimes. The Saddam Hussein statue was famously dragged down by town folk in Baghdad, and a Stalin statue was blown up in St. Petersburg, Russia.
Cheneys statue is the first of its kind to be a color whiter than white. It is also said its menacing eyes will make anyone with the last name Bush do horrendous and idiotic actions with no personal consequences.
Human rights advocate, Keibler Felton, told the Washington Post, “We can not sit idly by and let a Cheney statue destroy the art world.
“It’s torture just looking at the thing.”
Capitol Hill Police have already thwarted two attempts by the Cheney Statue to deface the US Constitution in the adjacent hallway.