“The guy ruined Christmas for my kid,” said killer Mike Thomson. “He’s only fourteen and was asking me questions about how there could be two colored Santas and we all know that’s impossible.”
Michigan reporters were quick on the scene with the shooter feeling he did nothing wrong. It even took police nearly an hour to arrive and another two hours to take witness statements and review security camera footage before deciding to charge the 42 year old man with assault.
The victims family members are outraged that their murdered family member is being treated like a Syrian refugee. “He’s a human being that enjoys dressing as Santa Claus,” said his wife of 40 years. “He loves making the kids smile and they don’t care if he’s black or white. Just like the Michael Jackson song. But he dead now.”
Witnesses said it happened very quickly and many people continued to shop while looking for those last holiday sales. “What’s next, a Muslim Santa? Not in my America.”
